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Coal Region Canary
- Local
Port Carbon Ponders Response to Fart Cans
State Police Issue Missing Person Alert for Schuylkill County Woman
Suspect in Minersville Armed Robbery Pleads Guilty on Separate Charges
Bitter Cold to Usher in the Start of Winter
Schuylkill County Company Principals, Employee, and Former State Trooper Charged with Racketeering in Illegal Gambling Devices Scheme
- News
Port Carbon Ponders Response to Fart Cans
State Police Issue Missing Person Alert for Schuylkill County Woman
Suspect in Minersville Armed Robbery Pleads Guilty on Separate Charges
Bitter Cold to Usher in the Start of Winter
Schuylkill County Company Principals, Employee, and Former State Trooper Charged with Racketeering in Illegal Gambling Devices Scheme
- Business
Big Lots to Have Going Out of Business Sales at All 963 Stores; Company in Jeopardy After Sale Falls Through
Pottsville Elf Hunt Beginning at Various Businesses in City
Saint Clair Walmart Celebrates Grand Reopening
Ethereal Hair Studio Opens in Pottsville
Burrito Cut to Celebrate Opening of Onvo Travel Plaza at Highridge Business Park
- Crime
Schuylkill County Woman Jailed on Alleged Elder Abuse Charges
Police Identify Suspect in Kielbasi Shop Tip Jar Theft
A Pair of Worn Out Boots Helps Police ID Robbery Suspect at Schuylkill County Mobile Phone Store
Brockton Man Faces Charges After Allegedly Using Elderly Man’s Credit Card to Pay Garbage Bill, Amazon Purchases
Pedestrian Struck in Pottsville Monday Evening
- Weather
- Obituaries
Michael W. Brennan Jr., 53 – Social Club Manager at Tower City Fire Co.
Carolyn Carroll, 82 – Went to High School with Chubby Checker
🇺🇸 Stanley P. Brozana Jr., 72 – Served 37 Years as Orwigsburg Police Chief
Alberta “Dolly” Eye, 100 – Active in Girardville Community
🇺🇸 Robert Donton, 75 – Awarded Bronze Star for Heroism
- State
Trump Shot at Pennsylvania Rally: 2 Dead (including the shooter) and 2 Critically Injured
Members of Deadly “Fentanyl Robbery Gang” Indicted by Federal Grand July
Roman’s Law for Autistic Students Passes PA Senate
State Senate Bill Would Limit “Vexatious” Right-to-Know Requests
It’s Now Illegal to Use Hand-held Devices While Driving in Pennsylvania
- Sports
Nahas Gets 2 Wins in Consecutive Outings; Blankenhorn Drives in Run vs. Phillies
Evitts Has Big Night in Rattlers Romp Over Strike Force
Source: Blankenhorn Being Promoted to Nationals
Blankenhorn Cracks 5 Homers in Series Against Lehigh Valley; Nahas Earns Second Win
Schuylkill Haven Grad Kicking for Playoff-bound Arizona Rattlers in IFL
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
The best bread and milk memes we could find
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
Where will the next Dollar General go?
Canary Jumped the Shark
If that van's a rockin' ...
Coal Region Consumer
Frittatas in downtown Pottsville are going for $50 rn.
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Talk about a Walk of Shame ...
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Who's getting kicked out under the lights tonight?
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
Stop spreading misinformation, they say.
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
Chalk this up as another one of those times that sky watcher experts say you can see something really rare but you, specifically, can’t...
Coronavirus in Pennsylvania
Whenever you hear someone complain that someone “doesn’t believe in science” or they’ll argue “the science is clear” it makes you wonder if they...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
The Schuylkill County Dept. of Meme Commissioner was busy this week. No, not creating new memes based on local life. Nope. Instead, the Commissioner...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
Has your municipal trash collector been letting you down lately? You can’t throw a stick online without it hitting someone complaining about the garbage...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
It seems we avoided the worst of the gas shortage here in Schuylkill County and Pennsylvania, in general. That means no one had to...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
We don’t normally dabble in international news but considering how well our collection of the Best Suez Canal Memes were received in the last...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
Everyone’s still talking about the massive pileup in the Suez Canal caused by a giant container ship getting stuck. And if everyone’s talking about,...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
Hey, what’s the deal with the people and the matching pajamas? Another Christmas has come and gone. And so has another season of people...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
If you’re a Schuylkill County resident and still using Verizon DSL for your “high-speed” internet needs, you have our sympathies. Sure, it’s a reliable...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
If you follow Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf’s rules for Thanksgiving dinner in 2020, it means you’re likely forcing nana and pop-pop to eat alone....
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
We’re seeing a lot of Last Supper memes popping up on social media for Thanksgiving. People are just trying to get the whole “Tom...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
On Friday, the PIAA issued a highly-anticipated statement on Fall high school sports in 2020. The statement comes a day after Governor Tom Wolf...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
So, instead of a pre-release prison, Schuylkill County Commissioner George Halcovage suggests that the County potentially buying the former GIANT supermarket in downtown Pottsville...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
Earlier this week, the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board announced updated guidance on what constitutes a meal at a bar. READ: PLCB Defines What a Bar...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
The current Schuylkill County Courthouse drama keeps unfolding like a story line from Seinfeld. No, not the Summer of George episode, even though it...
Coronavirus in Pennsylvania
We’re trusting the science and the data. That’s what we’ve heard from the beginning from Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf and Health Secretary Rachel Levine....
Coronavirus in Pennsylvania
*BREAKING – JULY 1* – Wolf Now Requires Masks in ALL Public Places After spending months waffling on the issue of face masks in...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
Having a hard time keeping up with Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf’s mask policy? So are we. One week they’re required. The next they’re not,...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
Recent studies suggest nicotine users may be less susceptible to coronavirus infection. Hey, that’s not us speaking. That’s science. Trust the scientists, right? Actually,...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
Thanks to the chairman of the Schuylkill County Dept. of Memes for coming in on a Sunday to create this: “I felt it was...
Coronavirus in Pennsylvania
We’re not the biggest Pennsylvania political historians. But it’s hard to imagine a crazier time in Pennsylvania political history than right now. On Saturday,...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
Some people are out there these days snitching and bitching about people not wearing masks. Not The Canary. When we saw this custom front...
Coronavirus in Pennsylvania
On Monday, after 25 days of reporting positive coronavirus cases in Pennsylvania, Gov. Tom Wolf officially grounded Schuylkill County through the end of April,...
Coronavirus in Pennsylvania
The coronavirus pandemic continues to drive people insane. For the last week or so, we’ve seen people posting on social media actually wishful for...
Coronavirus in Pennsylvania
Panic buying hit store shelves in Schuylkill County pretty hard over the weekend. Everyone’s buying everything in sight at local grocery stores. So much...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
It took the newsroom about 15 minutes to calm down enough to write a little blurb introducing the funniest local meme we’ve seen in...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
Soldiers from Pottsville, part of the First Defenders, were among the first to join the fight for the Union in the Civil War. So,...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
People continue panicking over the seemingly dangerous Chinese Wuhan coronavirus. Science searches for a remedy. But the internet asks the tough questions. Do we keep...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
This whole Seltzer story has some legs, ain’t? Even though most people probably couldn’t drive to Seltzer (we call it Seltzer City) without the...
MAGA News
Trigger your snowflake friends this New Year’s Day with an updated 2020 You Are Here meme. Let them know, they’re already halfway home on...
Local Community News
Ashland did it again. First, Halloween. Now, Christmas. Ashland Christmas Tree 2019 Over the weekend, they got the town Christmas tree ready. According to...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
Does anyone else still spread coal ash for traction on the sidewalks during ice storms? Coal ash isn’t really an ice melt, unless it’s...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
How good is Southern Columbia’s football team? Well, basically, no one came close to beating them this year. And they’re set to play in...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
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If it’s on the internet, it’s gotta be true. So, if it’s on Graffiti Highway, it’s extra true. Our unofficial Centralia correspondent at CoalSpeaker.com...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
A couple weeks ago, we reported on the Great Chicken Sandwich War. We said we were glad to sit this one out. Well, last...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
It’s been nearly 30 years since the company that owns Dunkin’ Donuts bought Mister Donut stores in the U.S. That’s when nearly all the...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
News media reported on August 10, 2019, that convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein killed himself. He was on suicide watch in a heavily-guarded...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
You’ve seen the memes everywhere, no doubt. We’re right in the middle of a meme worthy weather week here in Schuylkill County. This timeless...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
Florida Man gets plenty of attention nationwide. It’s part of what makes Florida so Florida. And when we see stories involving the infamous Florida...
Heat Wave 2019
It’s a scorcher all over the coal region right now. It’s probably 90-something if you’re reading this. And it probably feels like a hundred-and-something....
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
Presidential hopeful Creepy Joe Biden just posted a video lecturing the women he sniffed on how things have changed. Noooooooo Joe, NOT DURING THE...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
After a big snowstorm in Schuylkill County, there’s the task of shoveling out your vehicles. If the beer’s getting low or you’re out of French...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
Elizabeth Warren is running for President. And there may not be enough memes. With all the hullabaloo over other new candidates entering the 2020...
Conservative Opinion
This is a perfect time to relish in all the nonsense that is Jussie Smollett. Memes in honor are absolutely called for right now....
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
We’re not experts but we know in order to plow a road, the blade’s gotta be down. Right? Some towns around Schuylkill County could...
Schuylkill County Dept of Memes
America’s favorite pie-eyed Socialist can’t escape the headlines. And there is no shortage of Alexandria Ocasio Cortez memes. It’s almost as if there’s some organized...