This is a perfect time to relish in all the nonsense that is Jussie Smollett. Memes in honor are absolutely called for right now.
I mean, there are #FakeNews stories and then there are these gift-wrapped gems.
Yes, this hoax does have serious and potentially dangerous ramifications for MAGA Trump supporters, but for now, can’t we just enjoy the back-pedaling and in some cases, tripling down on the lies?
So, without further adieu, these are the …
Best Jussie Smollett Memes on the Internet
First, let’s go to our ace reporter who will bring us the story. Here’s NBC News’ Brian Williams:
We go live to the scene to get the pulse of the action. We believe America’s favorite teen gun control activist is live with more. David …
This case had Chicago PD baffled. But we are hearing of a potential breakthrough …
The public can’t wait. Jussie is our hero. What a brave soul he is. We can’t help but think, if it weren’t for those delicious Subway sandwiches … What could they do to possibly honor this man?
We’re in tears, too, Juss.
But that’s not enough. There needs to be more …
Still not enough. We need more. How do we get more Jussie?
That’s too much trouble. No one even knows what channel that’s on. We hear it’s all a bunch of …
Isn’t there something else? We need the core Jussie.
YES! Wait … what? The gay Tupac? (I mean, if we’re talking about faked attacks, here …)
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BREAKING FAKE NEWS: A break in the Smollett case. We have someone in custody. Who could it be???
Son of a —. It was Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam all along!
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for all you speculators and cynics and racists.
Wait … we’re getting late word. This whole thing was a fake. Jussie set it all up.
We’ve got live reaction from Jussie:
Yes, it’s sad and ironic at the same time. (Also, is that the new face of the Crying Jordan?)
So ironic. I mean, this dude “comes really hard at 45.”
Literally, dripping in irony.
Does this mean we may never get to see the Gay Tupac again?
Fear not. The most famous gay black man you’ve never heard of before he faked his own hate attack will be back on the stage soon.
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Eden Fantasys
June 27, 2019 at 1:48 am
Another in a long line of supposedly educated people reducing their percieved enemies to caricatures and straw men. For far too many people, Trump Supporters must be, need to be Racist Monsters. It is another attempt to get the Nice Married Women of Suburbia to vote for Democrats. Look at what Republicans do to Native Americans, to black people, to gays. Look at the people who dare to say they voted for Trump by wearing MAGA hats. They are disgusting! You don t want to be one of them, do you? You don t want your child to live in such a hateful world, or see you being hateful. I beg my fellow married nice women of suburbia to not fall for this. Let s not be so easy to get a vote from, ok?
Jussie
May 9, 2020 at 12:45 am
Eden you are a racist
Jack
June 22, 2020 at 5:33 pm
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaloololoolololololololahahahaha
Koonta kintay
March 14, 2022 at 11:22 am
stop voting
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