After a big snowstorm in Schuylkill County, there’s the task of shoveling out your vehicles. If the beer’s getting low or you’re out of French Toast supplies, you’re going to need to shovel out your parking spot.
And that means some vulture is leering through their curtains waiting for you to leave. That’s why you may need to consider a parking spot saver.
You probably know it better as patio furniture or your porch chair. In Schuylkill County, you’d be surprised how many people are expecting coal deliveries on snow days. Clearly, they are. The chair in front with a coal sign on it.
But that’s not enough for some people. There are folks out there going to great lengths to save the fruits of their labor — the parking spot right in front of their house.
And we’ve assembled the best parking spot saver images we could find on the internet right now. They prove that while not everyone can be a smartass their whole lives, some can (and we’re thankful for it).
NOTE: It is illegal to save a spot with a chair like we’re about to show you. Couches and any other sort of blockade are also illegal. So, we don’t condone this activity, but sure think it’s funny.
ALSO NOTE: For the people who actually do “steal” another person’s parking spot in a snow storm … why?
Without further adieu …
The Funniest Parking Space Savers on the Planet Right Now
It’s parking spot stealing season. But is it fricasseean parking spot stealing season?
Seriously, it’s a zoning issue when you build anything over 6 feet. And what did you shovel here?
To be fair, this couple is expecting someone.
These folks will be steamed if you steal their spot!
What’s not saving the spot well here? The logs or the … is that a vomited Whoopie cushion?
Table of four, your spot is ready.
Only fools rush in to steal this parking spot!
You will not be grandfathered in to this space.
Well, do ya, punk?
Keep rolling along … this is MY spot.
Parking space thieves sure do suck.
Or just be direct. Go Shendo style …
At least they’re polite about it.
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