Posted by on August 13, 2020 3:47 am

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If you’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier living in America, you better get out.

Wannabe President Joe Biden has no room for you here. No way. Not even if you vote for him.

Now, if we can only figure out what a lying dog-faced pony soldier is, we’d be set.

Joe Biden Quote: “You’re a Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier”

During a 2020 campaign event in Iowa last year, Biden called someone attending one of his “rallies” a “lying, dog-faced pony soldier” when they didn’t give him the answer he wanted.

It was a young woman who said she’d previously attended a caucus event. But Biden didn’t believe her. Not for a second.

He said very quickly in response to her answer, “You’re a lying, dog-faced pony soldier.”

Don’t believe us? There’s video:

Look at the poor woman’s facial expression as the former Vice President’s cutdown finally sinks in. It’s like anger and confusion on top of extreme confusion all setting in at once:

dog faced pony soldier woman

Set aside the fact that he called the young woman “dog-faced” for a moment, as hard as that may be. Let’s try to figure out what the hell a pony soldier is. And then let’s try to determine why one would tell a lie.

Actually, let’s not.

Instead, let’s take a look at what the internet believes such a thing actually looks like because honestly, we have no idea.

Here’s one rendering. Although, this looks more like a lying, dog-faced pony rancher:

lying dog faced pony soldier

We hate to presume this dog face is lying. It looks like this hound is getting ready for a pony soldier reenactment of some type. Were these warriors at the Battle of Bunker Hill?

lying dog faced pony soldier revolutionary

This pony soldier has a very gallant look and has taken the form of a Minotaur of some kind. But gallantry aside, remember this pup is a pathological liar:

lying dog faced pony soldier

The folks over at The Daily Show offered up two versions of what such a soldier might actually look like:

Biden apparently used this line once before and claims it’s from a John Wayne movie. It’s not. In fact, the line doesn’t exist.

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6 responses to No Room for a Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier in Biden’s America

  1. Jason Bourne August 13th, 2020 at 3:52 am

    I disagree with Biden. You’re not lying dog faced pony soldiers, you actually believe this shit. You’re full blown nutjobs! You believed every crazy conspiracy since Obama’s birth certificate. It’s like Hillary said, you’re deplorable.

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    • Dave August 13th, 2020 at 10:30 pm

      Mr Bourne, can you actually understand what Joe meant by that statement? I don’t at all. She was/is a supporter? I’m interested in any explanation.

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    • PTFloridians August 14th, 2020 at 10:04 am

      Yep, the stuff you believe and belch is all true, accurate and irrefutable…huh.

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  2. amos kutz August 13th, 2020 at 9:19 pm

    Thats completely Hilarious!!!! I nearly had a laughing breakdown. I think Rush and Shawn ought to see this! LOLS!!

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    • Dave August 13th, 2020 at 10:37 pm

      This isn’t funny. What if Joe becomes president? How will he deal with other countries leaders?

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  3. Jason Bourne August 14th, 2020 at 12:50 am

    You’re actually right about that. It was during a Dem primary but it wasn’t his supporter. Actually, what he said about you guys is that there’s 10 to 15 percent of you who are waste of a life and who should just vote for Trump. It was his deplorable moment.

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