Hey Schuylkill County Man, You Dropped Your Pocket … Meth

It was a work break that Schuylkill County Man would like to forget.

According to State Police at Hazleton, a 48-year-old Pottsville man had a bad case of the Mondays this week.

Schuylkill County Man Drops Meth from Pocket While at Work

That’s when Scott Moyer was working at Hershey Foods in Hazle Township, Luzerne County. Police say Moyer and a co-worker were outside having a cigarette. The co-worker asked Moyer for a lighter.

Moyer obliged and reached into his coat pocket to fish it out.

As he pulled out a lighter, a small bag with a “white powdery substance” hit the ground.

Bruh …

Whether it was the witness who asked for the lighter or if they said something to someone in charge is unclear from the police report. But Moyer’s employer’s safety officer asked Moyer about the bag that fell. He admitted it was meth.

State Police administered a test on the substance and found out for themselves that it was, indeed, meth.

Moyer now faces drug possession charges.

Dropped Your Pocket

The incident, for some reason, makes us think of the infamous schoolhouse prank, “You dropped your pocket.”

Say it to someone as they pass by: “Hey, you dropped your pocket.”

If they look down, they’ve fallen for it.

In this case, Schuylkill County Man did, in fact, drop his pocket.

 

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