State Police are investigating the reported theft of a Randy Macho Man Savage Slim Jim display from a Schuylkill County convenience store.
According to information released from the Schuylkill Haven barracks, at about 9 a.m. on June 9, someone allegedly swiped a Macho Man Slim Jim display from the Rutter’s store along Route 61 in West Brunswick Twp.
Police say the thieves also snapped off with a Slim Jim meat stick.
The value of the stolen merchandise is about $250, according to police.
Investigators say they know who took the Macho Man Slim Jim display but that their inquiry into this continues.
Dragonsi
June 20, 2024 at 5:06 pm
He passed away 13 years ago. I wonder if it was a female or male necrophiliac interested in his now shriveled meat stick?
PTFloridian
June 21, 2024 at 2:17 pm
Hope it wasn’t the blackface mannequin… it’s been on a crime spree of late …