Lots of Whos in Minersville like meth a lot.
But The Grinch who sold it, he just got caught.
On Friday, cops from Minersville, the County and Saint Clair,
busted in on The Grinch and said “Put your hands in the air!”
Darrin Lynch (Photo: Minersville PD)
Darrin Lynch, they call him The Grinch.
With meth and a scale, police had him in a pinch.
Eight hundred bucks, a ledger book for transactions – he had a real operation.
But if they find him guilty, he faces lengthy incarceration.
Police were not done, there was more to find.
Upstairs they went and found The Grinch’s wife inside.
Cheryl Davie-Lynch (Photo: Minersville PD)
Getting real high with a wad of dough,
Police informed her, it was off to jail she’d go.
Back at the station, the Grinch’s stuff in abundance,
A NIK test revealed that meth was the substance.
It was off to Plachko’s to file the charges,
Now The Grinch sits in the jail, kinda near Sarge’s.
Boo-hoo say the Whos who bought this guy’s meth,
But police may have prevented their untimely death.
This drug is a scourge; it’s no laughing matter.
It won’t be the last bust, based on the chatter.
When will it end? Never, we suppose.
So long as people keep putting this meth up their nose.
READ THE SEQUEL:
Subscribe to Coal Region Canary
Get email updates from Coal Region Canary by becoming a subscriber today. Just enter your email address below to get started!News Tips?
Let us know of news happening in your area. Use our NEWS TIPS ENTRY FORM
