The Grinch Who Sold Meth in Minersville
Lots of Whos in Minersville like meth a lot.
But The Grinch who sold it, he just got caught.
On Friday, cops from Minersville, the County and Saint Clair,
busted in on The Grinch and said “Put your hands in the air!”
Darrin Lynch, they call him The Grinch.
With meth and a scale, police had him in a pinch.
Eight hundred bucks, a ledger book for transactions – he had a real operation.
But if they find him guilty, he faces lengthy incarceration.
Police were not done, there was more to find.
Upstairs they went and found The Grinch’s wife inside.
Getting real high with a wad of dough,
Police informed her, it was off to jail she’d go.
Back at the station, the Grinch’s stuff in abundance,
A NIK test revealed that meth was the substance.
It was off to Plachko’s to file the charges,
Now The Grinch sits in the jail, kinda near Sarge’s.
Boo-hoo say the Whos who bought this guy’s meth,
But police may have prevented their untimely death.
This drug is a scourge; it’s no laughing matter.
It won’t be the last bust, based on the chatter.
When will it end? Never, we suppose.
So long as people keep putting this meth up their nose.
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