Surely, you’ve heard of the Joe Biden crack pipe giveaway by now.
OK, before the “fact-checkers” get on us for spreading this “misinformation” we should be clear (or as clear as this addlebrained President can be) that apparently, the “safe smoking kits” that purportedly contain a free crack pipe, don’t actually include a pipe. Or, at least, federal grant money that’s funding these kits isn’t being used for crack pipes.
Instead, the kits will contain JUST THE TIPS for crack pipes so crack smokers don’t share their pipes and potentially spread disease.
However, Sen. Tom Cotton responded to the “fact checking” and said the kits did contain crack pipes until the Biden administration was caught:
🚨Bad faith actors are spreading disinformation about Biden's crack pipe funding program.
They say the program never existed or safe crack-smoking kits only contain chapstick.
The truth is pipe funding ended when HHS got caught.
Don't let misinformation spread unchecked. pic.twitter.com/8Uz0Uea37z
— Tom Cotton (@TomCottonAR) February 11, 2022
Overall, the crack pipe story went from conspiracy to partially true in about 24 hours as the mainstream media fumbled over wording, working with their deep state overlords to make sure they get the wording right.
Regardless, it didn’t take more than a few minutes for the internet’s meme factory to start cranking out some classics.
Joe Biden Crack Pipe Memes
Here are our favorite Joe Biden crack pipe memes:
Free Crack Pipes #crackpipes pic.twitter.com/cyW1wA7L1k
— Edward (@edwardrussl) February 8, 2022
Free crack pipes and soon free crack pic.twitter.com/QkrHvzpR2w
— Edward (@edwardrussl) February 8, 2022
Trying to understand the rules……Is it crack pipe then mask or mask then crack pipe? pic.twitter.com/KNwpEKPwOG
— rickilynne (@_rickilynne_) February 9, 2022
Go ahead bots. Report it. #CrackPipe
I•V•E•R•M•E•C•T•I•N pic.twitter.com/A7uV90P3Wx— Resting Doll Face 👑 (@RestDollfaceJMT) February 10, 2022
King Crack Pipe !!! pic.twitter.com/l1eDIIQve0
— COASTALPARTY2 (@coastalparty2) February 11, 2022
Which brand of crack pipe are you going to get?
The Pfizer or Moderna? pic.twitter.com/Uten6vmGP8— Big Fish (@BigFish3000) February 9, 2022
BREAKING: Joe Biden to solve the inflation problem by flooding the market with crack pipes.#Bidenflation pic.twitter.com/P5jMpvE13j
— Der Schniefmeister (@zniffo) February 9, 2022
First we have corn pop, now we got crack pipes pic.twitter.com/LXCWoTG6B9
— Telsa Quinn (@QuinnTelsa) February 9, 2022
crack pipes #crackpipes #crack #hunterbiden #biden #hunter pic.twitter.com/bahY7hnRIf
— wrecktangle (@_wrecktangle) February 9, 2022
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Don’t start with the memes, now, people. I can afford my own crack pipe… pic.twitter.com/x5jTpuzubf— Andrew C ™️ (@Sheckyi) February 9, 2022
Finally … our favorite:
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Theresa R Price
February 13, 2022 at 12:23 pm
These are great!!! Thanks