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To Avoid Coronavirus, Mark Your Balls with a Sharpie … Your Tennis Balls

laura curran tennis ball safety tips

OK, this coronavirus news isn’t from Schuylkill County. It’s not even from Pennsylvania. But it’s too … it’s too much not to share.

This is Nassau County, NY, executive Laura Curran.

laura curran tennis ball safety tips

She’s at a local tennis center talking about coronavirus safety guidance while playing tennis.

And Laura Curran is now a viral star.

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At a press conference, Curran starts discussing how to avoid potential exposure to the Chinese virus, particularly when it comes to coming in contact with balls.

That’s tennis balls … we think.

Remember, if you’re playing tennis against someone who lives in the same house as you, treat their balls like your own.

But if you’re playing against someone who lives elsewhere or you’re on a court next to other people not living with you, remember these tips:

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Laura Curran Tennis Balls Safety Tips

Nassau County (NY) Executive presents these important coronavirus tennis ball safety tips:

Laura Curran Tennis Balls Dos

  • Kick their balls
  • To avoid confusion, mark your balls with an “X” or write your name on your balls.

Laura Curran Tennis Balls Don’ts

  • Don’t touch their balls with your hands.

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  1. PTFloridians

    May 17, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    These people are nuts…and balls. I HOPE the general public is smart enough to vote out these fools, all over the country.

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  14. Viral Prisoner

    May 22, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    At least there’s still such a thing as comic relief!Curran recognizes this comic irony it’s classic!

  15. Larry W Jackson

    May 23, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Is this a gay thing?

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