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To Avoid Coronavirus, Mark Your Balls with a Sharpie … Your Tennis Balls

laura curran tennis ball safety tips

OK, this coronavirus news isn’t from Schuylkill County. It’s not even from Pennsylvania. But it’s too … it’s too much not to share.

This is Nassau County, NY, executive Laura Curran.

laura curran tennis ball safety tips

She’s at a local tennis center talking about coronavirus safety guidance while playing tennis.

And Laura Curran is now a viral star.

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At a press conference, Curran starts discussing how to avoid potential exposure to the Chinese virus, particularly when it comes to coming in contact with balls.

That’s tennis balls … we think.

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1261838395392897024

Remember, if you’re playing tennis against someone who lives in the same house as you, treat their balls like your own.

But if you’re playing against someone who lives elsewhere or you’re on a court next to other people not living with you, remember these tips:

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Laura Curran Tennis Balls Safety Tips

Nassau County (NY) Executive presents these important coronavirus tennis ball safety tips:

Laura Curran Tennis Balls Dos

  • Kick their balls
  • To avoid confusion, mark your balls with an “X” or write your name on your balls.

Laura Curran Tennis Balls Don’ts

  • Don’t touch their balls with your hands.

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3 Comments

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  1. PTFloridians

    May 17, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    These people are nuts…and balls. I HOPE the general public is smart enough to vote out these fools, all over the country.

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  14. Viral Prisoner

    May 22, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    At least there’s still such a thing as comic relief!Curran recognizes this comic irony it’s classic!

  15. Larry W Jackson

    May 23, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Is this a gay thing?

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